0 Days Tank

“Some people count steps. Some people count calories. Me? I count days since my last bender.

And somehow, this thing keeps landing on zero.” -Büfüs

The 0 Days Tank is for anyone who lives life with questionable momentum and a very loose relationship with recovery. It is clean, simple, painfully honest, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh before they ask, “Wait, is that about you?”

Featuring a bold flip-counter graphic and the phrase “Days Since Last Bender,” this Frank’s Tanks design is basically a wearable status update from the Party Animals universe.

Available in multiple colors, so whether you are showing up in white, red, military green, coral, athletic heather, squash, pacific blue, or mint, the message stays the same:

But who’s counting?

Perfect for festivals, lake days, beach days, party weekends, recovery brunches, and anyone whose calendar technically says “responsible adult” but whose tank top says otherwise.