Two Beers Short of a Blackout Tank

"Alright, this one is for the brave souls living right on the edge." -Büfüs

The Two Beers Short of a Blackout Tank is for the guy standing proudly at the final checkpoint between "I'm having fun" and "tomorrow is going to require witnesses."

This is the shirt you wear when the stack is high, the judgment is low, and the night is starting to feel a little too legendary. Büfüs is standing there holding the evidence, smiling like everything is under control, and technically… maybe it is.

Perfect for concerts, lake days, tailgates, festivals, bar crawls, bachelor trips, pool parties, and any adventure where the plan was "take it easy" but the vibes had other ideas.

Bold, ridiculous, and way too real, this Frank's Tanks design lets everybody know you came to have a time.

Proceed with confidence.
Maybe water.

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👕 SIZES: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL

🎨 COLORS: White, True Royal, Athletic Heather, Red

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on the print
• Do not dry clean

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