Walking DUI Tank — White Print
“Everyone remembers their first walking DUI. Mostly because their friends won’t let them forget it.” -Büfüs
The Walking DUI Tank is for the guy who did not drive, did not make great choices, and still somehow became a traffic hazard on foot.
With bold white lettering and a stumbling silhouette graphic, this Frank’s Tanks design captures that very specific moment when the night is technically over, but your legs have started negotiating separately from the rest of your body.
It is simple, funny, and instantly recognizable to anyone who has ever made the long heroic journey from the bar, the festival gates, the campsite, or the afters back to wherever they were supposed to sleep.
Available in multiple colors, this one is perfect for festivals, concerts, bachelor trips, lake weekends, beach days, party nights, recovery brunches, and any situation where the safest ride home is your own two unreliable feet.
No keys.
No problem.
Still questionable.